i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
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Smooth as babies bottoms
a cursed construction upmost foul
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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can’t wait to take him on little adventures
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Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen
WHAT holy shit that’s wildly cool
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Farm dogs leading their cattle out of the flood in Florida and to safety.
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cat riding sheep
lookin at the first few moments thinkin “what’s wrong with that foreleg? is it folded under the cat at a funny angle? is the cat missing half that leg? wait. no. it’s just buried up to the elbow in wool”
Fun fact. Lanolin, the oil in wool which makes it water resistant, has a scent similar to one produced by nursing mother cats which induces nursing behaviour in kittens. A lot of cats will exhibit this behaviour with wool blankets for the same reason.
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this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,
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Meowth: Hey, what’s this?
Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.
Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?
Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?
James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!
Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!
Meowth: But how come?
Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?
this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way
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